"Same price, more fscking"

Great title eh? Something one would almost expect to hear from a hooker.

Last night I got a call from a friend, inquiring if I was interested in a bit of bar time. Having been several months since last I went to the bar, I decided to go and hang out with some friends.

A couple of beers in, I decided it wasn’t doing much for me so I asked Molly, the person serving our table for something more potent. She suggested some odd concoction and said "Same price, more fscking."

Granted this is not the most interesting post, I just thought it a great, multi-purpose line and had to share it.