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Monday, August 08, 2005

Product Warnings

My weekend of no fun helped me get a lot done, in fact, other than some integration with the Shareware Starter Kit and a couple of other minor things, I am nearly done. It was after realizing this last night that I did some polishing with the addition of an About window that links to a product warning which says:

Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant should not use this product. This product has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals. This product may cause drowsiness, congenital birth defects, delusions of grandeur, street rioting, weight gain, headaches, insomnia, depression, communist ideals, body odor, memory fragmentation, plague, feelings of inadequacy, homelessness, psychotic breakdown, or famine.

Do not attempt to use software as door stop, sexual aid, shotgun target, club, body armor, home protection system, nesting for animals, contraceptive, hat, or air traffic control system.

This product is not to be used as an offensive or defensive device against ninjas, thugs, gangster wannabe’s, Nazi’s, Ku Klux Klansmen or any other person or persons who wish you bodily harm.

After a full weekend of non stop coding I decided it was time for a small bit of fun, but only the sort related to the app.


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